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CHRIS_the_NINJA_pirate
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Country: United States
Gender: Female
Interests: Watching The O.C.,snowboarding playing soccer, shopping, playing lacrosse and badmitton!!! Going to the movies, listening to music
fav bands: blink 182, good charlotte, simple plan, mxpx, NOFX, Sum 41, the movielife, new found glory, stroke 9, the strokes, something corporate, the starting line, bowling for soup, acceptance, the ataris, all american rejects, green day, mest, afi, jimmy eat world, less than jake, the matches, dashboard confessional, yellowcard, alkaline trio, eve 6, bad religion, lit, sr-71, finch, the clash, the ramones, goldfinger, fountains of wayne, and everything else...
Expertise: I have perfected the art of procrastination and I am amzingly good at making fun of people.
Occupation: Student
Message: message me
Member Since:
9/26/2003
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Words of wisdom from Erin: "V-day is the holiday of Satan."
LiLgReeNLep65: omg....HAPPY V D!
LiLgReeNLep65: or....======D< penis peeing
LiLgReeNLep65: oh wait...thats not realistic....==D,
LiLgReeNLep65: even thats an exageration
LiLgReeNLep65: ‹^›
LiLgReeNLep65: hahaha i gave u the virtual finger
LiLgReeNLep65: ‹^›
LiLgReeNLep65: hahaha
Why exactly do they call it Valentine's Day? It's really ironic if you think about how often Valentine's Day gets associated with sex and the initials of the holiday are VD..."Hey guys let's have a cool new kickass holiday where we all have sex and contract Venarial (sp?) diseases!!" Happy early VD everyone! |
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Kelis says "Milkshake is just that thing that makes a woman stand out from everyone else. It's a thing that makes you sensual and warm and maternal. It could be about breasts but I don't have huge tits so you gotta work with what you got."
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like "It's better than yours"...
The mystery is finally solved. The case of the elusive Milkshake will come to an end. Now go by me some french fries! |
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| Allison the Jerk
1) Young woman who pretends to be a ninja but never achieves ninja status. Usually is very pretty and has dark hair.
2) Girl who wears paper hats constantly for no reason, often for attention.
3) Girl with tendency to ignore Chris the Ninja Pirate for no reason, despite her obsession with him.
"Jerkville, Population: You"
"Awww!!! The baby!!!"
Woah that's some crazy shit... | |
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I'm sick again, but I have to be back at school by tomorrow. I totally forgot about the Chem Honors qualifying
exam! I'm going to fail!! Oh well, I guess it's regular courses and a Junior College for me  *sigh* I already have a
test, possibly 2, and 2 quizes to make up..not to mention all of the homework assignments I've
missed. Grr I hate
school and it's damn academic policies and absence procedures or whatever. Damn them to hell! Leave me
a message if you know what my homework is for any class
PLEEEASSEE!!!! Love until later I guess, Ali
WHEN YOU HEAR THIS NAME, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF?
LAUREN: Harryman's real name
MATT: Star's boyfriend that I went to school with
FRED: Flinstone!! EEEW and those icky Flinstone vitamin SCOTT: That sexy/jerk jock in Sloppy Firsts MEGAN: Fat rude chicks
DREW: Carey or Lachey
ASSMAN: Umm I kinda think of anal sex GRETCHEN: The nerdy genius girl on recess!!
DAVID: Amber's hot ex-boyfriend
JUSTIN: Timberlake or anything that has to do with magic carpets...
BEN: Stiller, Sitler, and Sheehan (sp?) stupid man whore
ABU: The monkey from Aladdin also Hannah and Fez
BARNABUS: That guy from the Bible..forgot what he did..he was in jail right?
CAPURNIKIS: Is that like a really bad spelling of Copernicus?
RONNY: This fat girl who I used to play soccer with. When she was behind me she would always "accidently" kick the ball at my ass. Evil bitch
JIM: Hannah's dad!!! LUCKY: Charms! They're magically delicious!
MANDY: Moore
KATE: Hudson..Goldie Hawn's daughter...
CHRISTINA: Aguilera
BRITNEY: Spear her
ED: Driver's Ed and Special Ed..haha retards
HUGO: Boss? PEDRO: A fat spanish kid with dirty hands TONY: Someone on the Sopranos or in the Mafia
STEVE: Either the guy on Blue's Clues that "went to college" or the rich kid on Beverly Hills 90210 BUG: Hall-the name of the kid who played Alfalfa on the Little Rascals
CHRISTINE: Prissy Chrissy CANE: Either a candy cane or cocaine..maybe cocaine inside a candy cane?
MIKE: That kid that I don't really know who goes to Mitty
CHAD: Michael Murray
ASHLEY: Olsen..also possibly the most common name ever..kill all Ashleys
JOSHUA: FROSHY JOSHY!!!! ROB: Rhymes with Bob..Nicole's favorite name
NICK: Cannon almost made an interception on Rock N Jock yesterday
JON: Is missing an H!!!!
HOWIE: OMG I thought that said Hootie..I was gonna say Hootie and the Blowfish..isn't that a band or something??
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